Dr. Benjamin Lapkin, PHD

Consummate professional for many decades. Has reshaped most aspects of my entire life for the far better for me and my father last 3 years and last 40 years respectively.

Im received treatment from this Doctor of Nothing 40 years ago or close to it for 3 years. I had faith in him even as things were unraveling and nothing getting better. But at 3 years is when I thought enough was enough, he was just jerking me around. At that point he desperately tried to hook me back in with the line, We have much more work to do, and I thought if you can't get it down in 3 years you're fraud. Which is what he is, Richard Dreyfuss in What About Bob, except that pompous creep didn't pretend at pandering warm and fuzzy. He came up with the worst analogies. Smarmy, painfully insincere, smug and as small minded and limited as his Upper Eastside/Scarsdale boogie class would indicate. Ugly, sniveling man with his smug, sarcastic quips. Bankrupt pedestrians. I can't remember anything of value he ever imparted because he never did. He once told me I was sad without adding anything constructive or insightful but pitying me to show his own superiority. Self-satisfied idiot.